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Feel the need to dir­ect your anger towards the face­less entity behind this web­site? I have a spe­cial place for them. Please send your com­plaints using the form below after choos­ing Min­istry of Hate in the Depart­ment to Contact:

Gen­eral tips, enquir­ies, and ques­tions that are politely worded may be sent to the Min­istry of Frivolity. Don’t worry, I won’t bite — mostly because I can’t via the Inter­net, unless you hap­pen to be made of veget­arian patties.

If you how­ever, by mis­take, malice, or mis­chief, send your hate­m­ail to the wrong depart­ment, I will ask my loyal band of viral zom­bies to carve your address into a car­cass of a dead fly­ing spa­ghetti mon­ster as a gentle reminder that hate­m­ail has its spe­cific address.

If you man­age to mis­dir­ect your com­plaints again after my reminder, I will ban your email and it will never reach my inbox.

Ever.

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