Category Archives: Funny

Finally, a Witty Inflight Interlude.

My exper­i­ence with air­line safety instruc­tions are rather for­get­table. The announ­cers seem to con­sider drawl­ing over words with a thick Malay­sian accent to be the appro­pri­ate means of com­mit­ting the quite import­ant pro­ced­ures to decrease your chances of dying should the flight encounter an unex­pec­ted crash-and-burn, mid-flight explo­sion, engine fail­ure, or a myriad of other …

Monday, 16th April, 2012 – 1853 | By Rewarp | Posted in Funny | Tagged , | Comments (1)

Recommended Review Reading

Awe­some allit­er­a­tion accom­mod­ated as always after attend­ing at amaz­ingly astute ana­lysis arranged at artist­ic­ally aus­tere anim­ated aard­varks. Sorry about that. I have an allit­er­at­ive run in my sys­tem I need to work off. Any­way, if it were pos­sible to enjoy read­ing a review without fear of spoil­ers, this one on Ombak Rindu is spot on. As …

Wednesday, 11th April, 2012 – 1853 | By Rewarp | Posted in Funny | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Andy Zaltzman on LQ

I am down­load­ing the epis­ode now from my favour­ite pun­meister and usu­ally funny comedian Andy Zaltz­man based on the descrip­tion at Lapham’s Quarterly. Andy Zaltz­man, comedian and co-host of the fant­astic Bugle pod­cast reads pas­sages from LQ about some of antiquity’s loon­i­est des­pots. Fea­tur­ing the mani­acal musical career of Nero, the sexual habits of Caligula, …

Friday, 6th April, 2012 – 1318 | By Rewarp | Posted in Funny | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

My Favourite April Fools Joke of 2012

No need to run through the usual sus­pects on the web who have ded­ic­ated some time to an April Fools prank. You can Google them (and remem­ber to check out Google’s offer­ings this year) eas­ily enough. The Linux Action Show has the best, if not the most ded­ic­ated April Fools joke com­mit­ted to video I …

Monday, 2nd April, 2012 – 2240 | By Rewarp | Posted in Funny, Geeky | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

The Bible Essential Notes

This is the entire Old and New Test­a­ment sum­mar­ised in two para­graphs. /b/ style.  

Saturday, 24th March, 2012 – 1201 | By Rewarp | Posted in Funny | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Death by Laughter

The latest epis­ode of The Bugle had me laugh­ing so hard and for so long dur­ing the “maths ques­tions” seg­ment that I may have irre­par­ably dam­aged my throat and may recom­mend Bugle 186 as an effect­ive tor­ture device. That’s all. If this is not reason enough for you to down­load this amaz­ing pod­cast, you are …

Sunday, 11th March, 2012 – 0117 | By Rewarp | Posted in Funny | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Death & Birth

It is with the utmost pleas­ure for me to present truth dressed as bull­shit and bull­shit lead­ing to res­ist­ance. First, the latest SMBC Theatre that makes fun of the­ists and the sin­gu­lar­ity while cel­eb­rat­ing geek cul­ture with Baroque strings play­ing over a sketch with three guys under­neath the shadow of a tree. Next, the launch of …

Monday, 5th March, 2012 – 1428 | By Rewarp | Posted in Atheism, Funny | Tagged , , | Comments (0)