Advancing the Vegan Agenda.

It turns out we do have secret agents on the inside. Those animal eat­ers have long accused us vegans of run­ning a global con­spir­acy to force every­one to aban­don that proud tra­di­tion of tor­tur­ing anim­als for food.

If only that horse­meat scan­dal had not sur­faced, we would not have been found out; as was the case in Ice­land where meat-pies sold as reg­u­lar blood-and-gore pies turned out to con­tain no meat.

When offi­cials in Ice­land began hear­ing about horse­meat being secreted into beef products around Europe, they decided to run tests to ensure the same thing wasn’t hap­pen­ing in Iceland.

Icelandic meat inspector Kjartan Hreinsson says his team didn’t find any horse­meat, but one brand of loc­ally pro­duced beef pie left it stumped: it con­tained no meat at all.

That was the pecu­liar thing,” Hreinsson said in a tele­phone inter­view Fri­day. “It was labelled as beef pie, so it should be beef pie.”

Hreinsson said it appeared to be some kind of veget­able mat­ter. He said the mys­tery pie was traced to a firm in west­ern Ice­land and the case had been handed to muni­cipal authorities.

Or altern­at­ive headline:

Break­ing news! Fake-meat Pies indis­tin­guish­able from Reg­u­lar Meat Pies!