Stephen Colbert interviewed Kevin Kline on the 27th of July 2010 episode of the Colbert Report. A lively exchange ensued with the highlight being a recital of the following, presumably, theatre warm-up.
What a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
a thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
We’ll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
a rat-tat-tat– tat-tat-tat– tat-tat-tattoo
and the dragon will come when he hears the drum
at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.